25 Funny Quotes that Sum Up Kids' Sleep
Kids’ sleep can be a fraught subject. Tired parents everywhere struggle with their children’s aversion to bedtime and inability to stay asleep in their own bed – even when that bed is as enticing as one of our Cuckooland kids beds!
To make it all a tiny bit easier to deal with, we’ve rounded up 25 of the best funny quotes that sum up kids’ sleep – to keep you smiling through the sleep deprivation!
1. “Parenting sleep: It’s like regular sleep, but without the sleep” – Unknown
2. “People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” — Leo J. Burke
3. “Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano
4. “May your coffee be strong and your kid’s nap long.” – Unknown
5. “Sleeping with a kid is like sharing a bed with a drunk octopus looking for its car keys” – Unknown
6. “If you enjoy asking someone to put their pyjamas on 87 times a night, I can’t recommend parenting highly enough” – Rodney Lacroix
7. “Ah you’ve put your toddler to bed, now you can finally – just kidding, he’s up again.” – Simon Holland
8. “Our baby in particular is, we think, allergic to sleep. We think that she thinks that she’s protecting us from the sleep monsters. She’s like ‘Oh, I gotta keep them up or the sleep monsters will get them’.” — Ryan Reynolds
9. “Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless.” – Tina Fey
10. “They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I’ve learned is they can actually do all three at the same time. Who knew?” — Josh Duhamel
11. “The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: These seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.” — Chanakya
12. “A sleeping baby is the new happy hour.” – Unknown
13. “Why don’t kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?” – Alyson Hannigan
14. “Mothers are basically part of a scientific experiment to prove that sleep is not a crucial part of human life.” – Unknown
15. “I’m sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming.” – Colin Powell
16. “Sometimes going to bed feels like the highlight of my day. Ironically, to my children, bedtime is a punishment that violates their basic rights as human beings.” – Jim Gaffigan
17. “Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds.” – JoJo Jensen
18. “Sleep is like the unicorn – it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.” – Dr. Seuss
19. “Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realise this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.” – Ray Romano
20. “It’s funny because everyone says you sleep when the baby sleeps or you take a nap when the baby takes a nap. That’s true when you have one. When you have two, that is not true.” – Vanessa Lachey
21. “The first night your baby sleeps 8 hours straight, you think you’d celebrate. Instead, you will run into their room thinking, “Oh my god, are they breathing?!”” – Unknown
22. “That moment when you go to check on your sleeping baby and their eyes ping open so you drop to the floor and roll out of the room like a ninja.” – Unknown
23. “Motherhood is an experiment in how long your body can function without adequate sleep or nourishment and fuel only on adrenaline, caffeine, and baby smiles.” – Unknown
24. “Do I co-sleep? No. My kid co-sleeps. I co-lay-awake and get kicked in the spleen.” — Unknown
25. “Do you know what’s better than sleeping kids? Nothing. Except for maybe eating a delicious cake while they’re sleeping”. – Unknown
Have You Cracked a Weary Smile?
We hope these funny quotes have brought you a little joy, or at least shown you that you’re not alone! Even celebrities like Ryan Reynolds struggle with their kid’s sleep (or lack of it!) If you’d like to chat about anything relating to kid’s sleep or discuss how our kid’s beds can help your little one settle, please don’t hesitate to call us on +44 (0) 1305 231231 or email customerservice@cuckooland.com.
